Handlebar Moustache Survey by Dean of Oklahoma City
Thank you, Dean Wilhite, for your response.
1. How long have you had a handlebar moustache, and what is your history with moustaches?
This time around i’ve had my moustache for 11 months. Last year I grew one for 7 months.
2. What moved you to grow a handlebar moustache?
I grew out my beard and when the time came to cut it off I discovered that the moustache was awesome by itself.
3. What are some of the reactions of others as you grew your handlebar moustache? What sort of reactions or comments did you get initially from your significant other?
People see it before they see me. Awesome. My wife puts up with it but would rather it not be there.
4. What are some of the funny or strange comments others have made about your handlebar moustache over time?
“Nice lip worm.”
5. Has having a handlebar moustache had any effects on your personality/behavior, attitude, self-expression, sense of self?
It make me feel like someone that should be respected. Someone who won’t take any crap.
6. What is it in your personality that drew you to growing a handlebar moustache?
I do things that others can’t. Things that set me apart.
7. Have you been in any moustache contests or attended any such gatherings?
8. It takes courage to wear a handlebar moustache. What would you say to those who think you look odd, silly or stupid with it?
You are just jealous.
9. What waxes, styling aids or glues to you prefer and why?
Fireman’s moustache wax. Clubman. I like the Fireman’s. There are many to try.
10. What do you think a handlebar moustache does for a man?
It is instant separation. (Perhaps he means “distinctiveness” – ed.)
11. How attached are you to your handlebar moustache and what would it take for you to cut it off or remove the curls and not grow it back?
I won’t have a regular moustache. What’s the point. I will shave it off when I’m bored with it. But I will grow it back. And I will shave it off again.
12. Have you accumulated any moustached merchandise, shirts, mugs or other stuff? Include web site addresses if you have them so others can take a look.
13. Can you recommend some moustache web sites if you know any worth mentioning?
Nothing Google didn’t find.
14. Have you participated in online events like Moustache May, Movember or others, and what was that like?
17. How has having a handlebar moustache affected your love life, and does it interfere with the act of kissing?
18. Does your handlebar moustache give you any superpowers?
It causes every eye to draw to me.
19. Would you share your location?
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