Handlebar Moustache Survey by Andy Schwartz
1. How long have you had a handlebar moustache, and what is your history with moustaches?
2. What moved you to grow a handlebar moustache? Do any relatives or ancestors have handlebar moustaches?
I hurt my back riding BMX and then just didn’t shave. Haha
3. What are some of the reactions of others as you grew your handlebar moustache? What sort of reactions or comments did you get initially from your significant other?
People freakin’ love it.
4. What are some of the funny or strange comments others have made about your handlebar moustache over time?
That I look like Jim Croce
5. Has having a handlebar moustache had any effects on your personality/behavior, attitude, self-expression, sense of self?
6. What is it in your personality that drew you to growing a handlebar moustache?
I’m funny, and love 70s, 80s metal.
7. Have you been in any moustache contests or attended any such gatherings?
8. It takes courage to wear a handlebar moustache. What would you say to those who think you look odd, silly or stupid with it?
Moustaches are rad! Who cares what people think.
9. What waxes, styling aids or glues to you prefer and why?
10. What do you think a handlebar moustache does for a man?
Who knows? They’re just rad and badass.
11. How attached are you to your handlebar moustache and what would it take for you to cut it off or remove the curls and not grow it back?
I would never cut it off!
12. Have you accumulated any moustached merchandise, shirts, mugs or other stuff?
HECK YEAAAA! magnets, shirts, mugs and air fresheners for the car.
13. Can you recommend some other moustache web sites?
19. Eating – neatly – can be a challenge with a larger moustache. Do you have any eating tips, or stories to share? Have you been tempted to remove the HB due to eating issues?
Just get messy! Who cares
22. Would you share your location and / or your age?