Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day Nov 18!
Another great reason to grow a moustache. Do handlebar-moustached guys get extra turns? This is certainly a good way to promote Movember, spread men’s health awareness, and encourage moustache growth.
“You’re not a whore if it’s for charity!” And while you are at it, tell him about prevention of men’s cancers!
So, what do you think? Are men with moustaches and beards more sexy? I believe that instinctively humans recognize a man with facial hair as being sexually mature, an adult, and a being of authority. There is an instinct to respect such figures, so long as they look clean. Our modern society and culture have modified the instinct a bit where the neat beard or moustache now tends to indicate more reliability, sophistication, intelligence, civility, possibly money, and the ownership of scissors. Well-kept face fur indicates a person in command of himself – or at least in command of his face fur, and hopefully free of dirt and germs. lol. And of course, a handlebar moustache certainly indicates a confident man with a well developed sense of style, courage, creativity and vigor in life. They obviously make better mates, so all the more reason to have sex with such.
Of course, we all know that every day is a good day to have sex with a guy with a moustache. So, be sure to tell your sweetheart – or whomever – that it’s official. Nov 19 festivities must be observed!
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